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07/03/2005 |
Dear Bluetorture.com
I enjoy your website, and have attatched to this email a picture of my frog: "Stan" with 1 full blue strip. It was hard getting him to eat the strip, I had to take a toothpick and pry open his mouth, and then I just laid the stip inside him. The first thing he did was hop 5 times quickly in a circle, and then his right eye closed and hasnt reopened as of yet. I hope he can still see! I noticed also he has been breathing faster, He hasn't moved much either, so I put him back in his pickel jar so he could ride it out.
I will keep you updated!
Omar Bashir
NEW VIDEO!!
Here is a small diddy that Stacy from New York made for me of her dog "Lindsay Lohan", with a brief cameo of her cat "Clay".
Thanks again Stacy! CLICK HERE FOR SHORT VIDEO
Dear Bluetorture,
I cant stop taking photos of my dog; "Lindsay Lohan" getting fresh breath! I think my dog is becoming addicted to these things, at least he's starting to shake like he's coming off a drug. My only problem is he gets too excited and sometimes eats the plastic container while I try to get a strip out for him. I have found blood in his stool so I'm a little concerned. Dark purple blood is very freaky, but I'm sure its from the strips and the plastic.
Any suggestions?
Stacy
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Dear Stacy,
The plastic cant be good for your dog, you might want to stop giving your dog Blue Torture for a few weeks. Not giving your dog what it craves can also be a good form of Blue Torture. Every once in awhile just walk out and show your dog the strips, but don't give him one. Also don't be afraid to yell at your dog or act sick and cry real loud. This will confuse the dog, and he will feel that he needs a strip just to stay "normal". A normal dog will not act up anymore, just you show him what life without the Blue Torture is like.
Remember, a Blue Torture master never raises his hand against an animal, that would be too quick.
Keith
Blue Torture Team
The party was a success! Thanks for all who came! My house still smells like Listerine and chicken wings. My sister said the puppies were farting all night, and their shit was snapin' and popin' like a freshly open can of 7up... at least they have fresh breath.
Live party this weekend!!
To: Columbus, Ohio People!!
My sisters dog had puppies, so....
WE NEED YOUR PHOTOS OR VIDEOS!! Please use the email link to the right to send us your own Blue Torture!
Dont worry, we wont post your email address, so dont forget to include a "screen name".
If you need help with Blue Torture, Please click on the "?". Please dont harm the animals, just make their breath smell better.
We also are looking for more babies!!! Because lets face it, babies make a great Blue Torture.
