FAQ:

Q:What is Blue Torture?

A:Blue Torture is taking Listerine Strips and giving them to animals, bugs, birds, babies, or any other kind of subject that isn't use to its strong flavor.

Q:Isn't that cruel?

A:Nah, its just really funny.

Q:How can I be a Blue Torture Master?

A:Blue Torture Masters must be two things. A person who is willing to go above and beyond, such as giving multiple strips to the subject and a person who takes photos and/or video of the incident.

Q:What if I dont have a camera?

A:Then you must be poor. Poor people cant be a Blue Torture Master because they often cheat and use paper towels soaked with mouthwash instead of real Listerine Strips.

Q: I gave my subject a strip and it didnt do anything.

A: Give the subject more.

Q: I think I killed the subject, or made it really sick.

A: You ever see that "Tom & Jerry" where Tom died and he had to get Jerry to sign a piece of paper before midnight that said he forgave Tom so Tom could get into heaven? We'll Jerry ended up signing that paper too late, and Tom went to hell. BUT, Jerry did sign it, and that was after years and years of torture. If you feel bad killing your subject because you gave it too much minty breath, then you my friend are a PUSSY!

Q: What happened to the dog video?

A: Sometimes when people send in videos, they might break a few laws.. well after a few weeks, it came to my attention that the dog in that video was a seeing eye dog, and the young girl who's dog it was, didn't seem to know she was being shit on.. So..well... I just dont want to take any chances..I dont even know if its legal to shit on blind girls..I might try to censor it sometime later, and just keep the blue torture part.

 

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